Welcome to the Cabin on Ruby Drive. We hope you'll find everything in order. Except for the salt shaker. We hope you never find that. In an attempt to keep the house tidy and comfortable during your stay, we ask that you leave your shoes, purses, diaper bags, keys, joint pain, hot flashes, umbrellas, and worries by the door.
Warning: this building and the furnishings therein may contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause nostalgia and reverting to childhood behavior. Side effects may include teasing, giggling, whispering while cuddled on couches, pranks, singing, whistling, throwing small objects, intense board game competition, and across-the-room silent conversations. Such behavior may be confusing or alarming to grandchildren.
We regret that you may not stay here permanently. Please make sure to exchange pieces of yourselves before you leave.
Sincerely, the Management
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